Wednesday, 8 July 2009

LIFE B4 ND AFTER MARRIAGE.

Well life before marriage wat can i say, i neva marry oooo so am jus looking for trouble. so this is a conversation between a man nd a woman b4 dem decide 2 do traditional/white wedding hehehehe. Since am making dis story nigerian am goin 2 give dem some typical 9ja names: the man is from calabar so his name is ikott(must be pronounced in a calabar accent), d babe name na ndidi she from infact i dont have a clue were shes from but she fit ikott well well lol am a mumu oooo.....kai.

conversation between ikott nd ndidi b4 dem marry:
i dont know wat dey were talkin about but ikott's 1st comment was

Ikott- Ah... at last. I can hardly wait
Ndidi- Do you want me to leave?
Ikott- No! Dont even think about it.
Ndidi- Do you love me?
Ikott- Offcourse! Alway have and always will!
Ndidi- Have you ever cheated on me?
Ikott- No! Why are you even asking?
Ndidi- Will you kiss me?
Ikott- Every chance i get!
Ndidi- Will you leave me?
Ikott- Hell no! Are you crazy?
Ndidi- Can i trust you?
Ikott- Yes.
Ndidi- Darling!

Ikott nd ndidi done marry for like 2 years now dey done born 12 children their on football team, i know a football team has 11 players but dey had 12 jus incase of incasity lol. look at their life after marriage pls read d conversation dey had be4 dey got married, but dis tym read it from the bottom.

4 comments:

  1. lmao, that some true ish rite thurrr. as in ehn. they have bench reserve for their team

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  2. LWKMD! every football team has at least a substitute player

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  3. this babe sha u get problem...lol
    football team!! lwkmd

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  4. hehehehehe glad u guys liked my story lol. iphy wat did i do now?

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