So last weekend was halloween nd dis foolish british ppl wanted 2 deafen me cos of fireworks, jeez dis british ppl piss me off sometyms imagine halloween in an american tradition but trust d britz 2 carry it on their heads kai hingland ooooooooo lol.
plus dey started d fireworks madness 2weeks b4 d halloween, can u imagine d nonsense mhen i swear i used 2 dream of fireworks cause its jus ridiculous nd guess wat dey still havent stopped oh nd 2day is monday chimooooooooo ndi hingland let me hear now lol.
Asin i heard alot of halloween stories but one topped d chat 4 me kai i couldnt stop cracking up check out some adorable kids knocked on ma friends door nd her mum answered d door, d kids shouted Trick or Treat nd guess wat ma riends mum said
"Get Out Of Here! I Dnt Worship Satan, I'm A Christian" The shocked kids Walk Off Scowlin lmfaoooooooooooooo asin i was shocked myself, but it was funny sha...
Monday, 2 November 2009
Wednesday, 5 August 2009
IVE BEEN AWAY 4 TOOOOOOOO LONG.
Where can i start from now? ok dont tell me i know lol, well ive been away 4 ages due to certain circumstances beyond my control hmmmmm see me sounding like one big shot bank manager mhen d truth of the matter is dat i have been very busy oooo asin work nd some other ishes but now am free at last so lets gist.
So we re in august nd trust me alot of things have been happening, my aunty came from 9ja wiv her kids nd wiv really been chillin nd have a gud tym, her kids are off d hook mhen deres Toma d fabulous one, uzi d princess, ogo d dancer/cutie nd last but not d least chizu mhen shes d cutes 4yr old eva kai i cant stop takin pics of her.(am even planing on stealin here lol) nd we have d whole house 2 ourselves kool init lol
See trouble oooo..... we went shoppin asin d kids b4 we left our parents hired a cab 2 take u were we wanted 2 go asin we were feelin so kool we even went 2 pick someone up, we went shoppin nd we really had a gud tym, den dat even cab driver came 2 d house 2 take his cheese apparently he saqid we had 2 give him 100 pounds nd we didnt have any moni cause we had spent all hehehe d was now tellin us of how he carried 8 ppl mean while we were six ooo mhen afriad cash all of us lol trust our mothers now dey took care of d ish nd we ended up not payin anything hehehehehehe dats wot up lol.
Then 2day oooo.... we were meant 2 go 4 wande coal's album lunch trust me now i done plan cloth 4 ma head trust me now 9ja babe, only 4 ma aunty 2 call nd d silly ppl were not picking up their fone kai i no fit vex, cause i had pictured maself in dat parry or wareva it was singin bumper 2 bumper or shey na like dis or even kiss your hand kai i am proper vexed right now i cant even explain it. So i decided 2 entertain maself by goin 2 d garden and chillin, omg u wont believe wat i saw..... hmmm i saw a white cat dat some oyibo man had advertised 2 be missing sitting under d tree smoking weed mhen i no dey waste tym i called ma cuzin nd we went 2 join it/him/her.
Deres more but i will continue later cause right now am being treathened wiv DORITOS can u imagine cause i hate d smell ma cuzins dat am older dan re feeling kool nd tryin 2 stuff it in ma nose but dont worry i shall deal wiv dem. takia nd have a gud day.
So we re in august nd trust me alot of things have been happening, my aunty came from 9ja wiv her kids nd wiv really been chillin nd have a gud tym, her kids are off d hook mhen deres Toma d fabulous one, uzi d princess, ogo d dancer/cutie nd last but not d least chizu mhen shes d cutes 4yr old eva kai i cant stop takin pics of her.(am even planing on stealin here lol) nd we have d whole house 2 ourselves kool init lol
See trouble oooo..... we went shoppin asin d kids b4 we left our parents hired a cab 2 take u were we wanted 2 go asin we were feelin so kool we even went 2 pick someone up, we went shoppin nd we really had a gud tym, den dat even cab driver came 2 d house 2 take his cheese apparently he saqid we had 2 give him 100 pounds nd we didnt have any moni cause we had spent all hehehe d was now tellin us of how he carried 8 ppl mean while we were six ooo mhen afriad cash all of us lol trust our mothers now dey took care of d ish nd we ended up not payin anything hehehehehehe dats wot up lol.
Then 2day oooo.... we were meant 2 go 4 wande coal's album lunch trust me now i done plan cloth 4 ma head trust me now 9ja babe, only 4 ma aunty 2 call nd d silly ppl were not picking up their fone kai i no fit vex, cause i had pictured maself in dat parry or wareva it was singin bumper 2 bumper or shey na like dis or even kiss your hand kai i am proper vexed right now i cant even explain it. So i decided 2 entertain maself by goin 2 d garden and chillin, omg u wont believe wat i saw..... hmmm i saw a white cat dat some oyibo man had advertised 2 be missing sitting under d tree smoking weed mhen i no dey waste tym i called ma cuzin nd we went 2 join it/him/her.
Deres more but i will continue later cause right now am being treathened wiv DORITOS can u imagine cause i hate d smell ma cuzins dat am older dan re feeling kool nd tryin 2 stuff it in ma nose but dont worry i shall deal wiv dem. takia nd have a gud day.
Thursday, 9 July 2009
Me as a lil pikin.
My pikinhood was so much fun abeg from swallowing 50 kobo to a nail chuking ma head (come to think of it now i know y am always having headaches lol) and am serz no jokes, dis my crazyness no be 2day e start e don start since i dey inside ma mama belle hehehehe.....
I cant give u all d details of my birth but trust me i remember d day i came out of my mums belle it goes like dis it was a warm/cool saturday afternoon when i knocked on my mums tommy nd i told her ur water go soon break oooo... so u beta enter okada go hospital now cause me i know want make u born me for dis house, jeez wat kind of person am i? i scare myself sometyms serzly. ok back 2 d main tory
Am a p-town shick mhen, i grew up wiv d bestest (if dats a word) family eva nd see d way i turned out kai i don fuck up oooo.... so me as a pikin i was jus 2 curious nd it wasnt funny at all kai for instance when i see someone pass wiv a plate i follow dem ndi dont care if d plate is empty i will still follow d person, i know i was an ofoodie lol. My favourite sentence was "I MUST TOO" i remember wen ma aunts were playin a game wiv stones cant really remember wat its was called i asked dem pls can i play d wonderful ladies said no, i asked again nd dey refused so i picked d stones up nd said i must 2 throway nd dey tot i was jokin i threw d stones ova d fence nd dey beat d living day light out of me nd i cried lol true story.
B4 i started i started my 1st day at primary school na fight i no gree stay 4 class ma aunt had 2 seat wiv me in class, den one teacher i will neva 4get aunty angela she brought out her puppet nd d nxt thing i heard was if u dont write i will swallow you omo see d way i started writting i no won hear story nd guess wat at d end of d term i ran home 2 my grand dad nd shouted i passed i came one hundered nd onety one in english it means 111th out of 115 students yh i now i am dumb like dat lol.
My pikinhood was jus 2 interesting like wen i was about 6yrs old i had 50kobo dat ma grand dad gave me 2 buy toffee sweet my favourite since i was lil i couldnt go 2 d shops so i begged ma aunts nd dem no gree so i went into d house nd lay down nd was playin wiv d kobo b4 i could say jack robinson d kobo dey inside my belle damn it wasnt funny ma tummy was so heavy i couldnt move, thanks 2 God i went 2 d white house 2 take it out nd it came out my grand dad told my aunts 2 take it out nd go nd buy my toffee nd i licked dem by myself lol true story.
Dats through i also used 2 talk 2 our chickens i used 2 call myself their mother i know i was a foolish pikin nd guess wat i named d chickens after all d ppl i hated nd when i saw dem i i shouted out their name nd when dey answered i would say sorry i wasnt callin u, i was calling the chicken hehehehehehehehehehe i know am evil lol. The funny one was when my grand dad nd i decided 2 plock oranges cause we have all sorts of fruits in ma house, we had a special stick 4 dis task nd dis stick had a nail connected 2 it so we can pull d oranges outta d tree. so it was goin very well ooo den we finished nd ma aunt told me move out of d way nd i ran 2 a place i felt was safe nd d nxt thing i new there was a nail in ma head connected 2 a stick nd i jus started running around nd i think d nxt thing dat happened was dat i passed out cause i cant remember again nd d scar is still on ma head nd it still hurts, wow my pikinhood good tyms. lmfaooooo am sure ppl dat read dis will think am mad but dese things really happened nd more but ive got 2 stop here. Enjoy
I cant give u all d details of my birth but trust me i remember d day i came out of my mums belle it goes like dis it was a warm/cool saturday afternoon when i knocked on my mums tommy nd i told her ur water go soon break oooo... so u beta enter okada go hospital now cause me i know want make u born me for dis house, jeez wat kind of person am i? i scare myself sometyms serzly. ok back 2 d main tory
Am a p-town shick mhen, i grew up wiv d bestest (if dats a word) family eva nd see d way i turned out kai i don fuck up oooo.... so me as a pikin i was jus 2 curious nd it wasnt funny at all kai for instance when i see someone pass wiv a plate i follow dem ndi dont care if d plate is empty i will still follow d person, i know i was an ofoodie lol. My favourite sentence was "I MUST TOO" i remember wen ma aunts were playin a game wiv stones cant really remember wat its was called i asked dem pls can i play d wonderful ladies said no, i asked again nd dey refused so i picked d stones up nd said i must 2 throway nd dey tot i was jokin i threw d stones ova d fence nd dey beat d living day light out of me nd i cried lol true story.
B4 i started i started my 1st day at primary school na fight i no gree stay 4 class ma aunt had 2 seat wiv me in class, den one teacher i will neva 4get aunty angela she brought out her puppet nd d nxt thing i heard was if u dont write i will swallow you omo see d way i started writting i no won hear story nd guess wat at d end of d term i ran home 2 my grand dad nd shouted i passed i came one hundered nd onety one in english it means 111th out of 115 students yh i now i am dumb like dat lol.
My pikinhood was jus 2 interesting like wen i was about 6yrs old i had 50kobo dat ma grand dad gave me 2 buy toffee sweet my favourite since i was lil i couldnt go 2 d shops so i begged ma aunts nd dem no gree so i went into d house nd lay down nd was playin wiv d kobo b4 i could say jack robinson d kobo dey inside my belle damn it wasnt funny ma tummy was so heavy i couldnt move, thanks 2 God i went 2 d white house 2 take it out nd it came out my grand dad told my aunts 2 take it out nd go nd buy my toffee nd i licked dem by myself lol true story.
Dats through i also used 2 talk 2 our chickens i used 2 call myself their mother i know i was a foolish pikin nd guess wat i named d chickens after all d ppl i hated nd when i saw dem i i shouted out their name nd when dey answered i would say sorry i wasnt callin u, i was calling the chicken hehehehehehehehehehe i know am evil lol. The funny one was when my grand dad nd i decided 2 plock oranges cause we have all sorts of fruits in ma house, we had a special stick 4 dis task nd dis stick had a nail connected 2 it so we can pull d oranges outta d tree. so it was goin very well ooo den we finished nd ma aunt told me move out of d way nd i ran 2 a place i felt was safe nd d nxt thing i new there was a nail in ma head connected 2 a stick nd i jus started running around nd i think d nxt thing dat happened was dat i passed out cause i cant remember again nd d scar is still on ma head nd it still hurts, wow my pikinhood good tyms. lmfaooooo am sure ppl dat read dis will think am mad but dese things really happened nd more but ive got 2 stop here. Enjoy
Wednesday, 8 July 2009
LIFE B4 ND AFTER MARRIAGE.
Well life before marriage wat can i say, i neva marry oooo so am jus looking for trouble. so this is a conversation between a man nd a woman b4 dem decide 2 do traditional/white wedding hehehehe. Since am making dis story nigerian am goin 2 give dem some typical 9ja names: the man is from calabar so his name is ikott(must be pronounced in a calabar accent), d babe name na ndidi she from infact i dont have a clue were shes from but she fit ikott well well lol am a mumu oooo.....kai.
conversation between ikott nd ndidi b4 dem marry:
i dont know wat dey were talkin about but ikott's 1st comment was
Ikott- Ah... at last. I can hardly wait
Ndidi- Do you want me to leave?
Ikott- No! Dont even think about it.
Ndidi- Do you love me?
Ikott- Offcourse! Alway have and always will!
Ndidi- Have you ever cheated on me?
Ikott- No! Why are you even asking?
Ndidi- Will you kiss me?
Ikott- Every chance i get!
Ndidi- Will you leave me?
Ikott- Hell no! Are you crazy?
Ndidi- Can i trust you?
Ikott- Yes.
Ndidi- Darling!
Ikott nd ndidi done marry for like 2 years now dey done born 12 children their on football team, i know a football team has 11 players but dey had 12 jus incase of incasity lol. look at their life after marriage pls read d conversation dey had be4 dey got married, but dis tym read it from the bottom.
conversation between ikott nd ndidi b4 dem marry:
i dont know wat dey were talkin about but ikott's 1st comment was
Ikott- Ah... at last. I can hardly wait
Ndidi- Do you want me to leave?
Ikott- No! Dont even think about it.
Ndidi- Do you love me?
Ikott- Offcourse! Alway have and always will!
Ndidi- Have you ever cheated on me?
Ikott- No! Why are you even asking?
Ndidi- Will you kiss me?
Ikott- Every chance i get!
Ndidi- Will you leave me?
Ikott- Hell no! Are you crazy?
Ndidi- Can i trust you?
Ikott- Yes.
Ndidi- Darling!
Ikott nd ndidi done marry for like 2 years now dey done born 12 children their on football team, i know a football team has 11 players but dey had 12 jus incase of incasity lol. look at their life after marriage pls read d conversation dey had be4 dey got married, but dis tym read it from the bottom.
Monday, 6 July 2009
Na who send me message?
Na who send me message 2 start blog oooooooooooooooooo..... na fizzy ooooo..... lol, ok so i was on ma own on saturday i was so freaking bored wen fizzy forced me 2 start ma blog nd trust me i could not turn her down cause of d love i have for her lmfaoooo if dis gurl read dis thing i don die 2day.
So after she (fizzy) forced me 2 start ma own blog, i started it nd trust me cause its a cool experience nd i always look forward 2 writing stuff, but i find myself dreaming about my blog nd thinking of things to write, see me see wahala dis morning b4 i woke up i dreamt dat i was some topshot blogger lol nd ppl always looked forward 2 what nxt i was going 2 write nd trust me d dream was going wonderfully well untill i heard someone shout my village name lol nd guess who it was it was ma mama ooooo..... she shouted wont u wake up nd call work nd tell em ur not coming in today kai i vex no be small thing lol.
Well if u come on my blog nd u dont see wat u expected well b4 u clicked on my page d name DAIRY OF A CRAZY 9JA GURL should have summarized d fact dat am crazy (wen i say am crazy i dont mean ive started walking on d road nd talking 2 myself ooooo....) cause some ppl can like 2 fell like dem sabi 2 much. So wat ever u see is wat u get if you no like am ya on ya own.
And a big thank you 2 everyone dat has been on ma blog nd even dropped comments may God bless u ppl oooooo....... amen :)) :)).
So after she (fizzy) forced me 2 start ma own blog, i started it nd trust me cause its a cool experience nd i always look forward 2 writing stuff, but i find myself dreaming about my blog nd thinking of things to write, see me see wahala dis morning b4 i woke up i dreamt dat i was some topshot blogger lol nd ppl always looked forward 2 what nxt i was going 2 write nd trust me d dream was going wonderfully well untill i heard someone shout my village name lol nd guess who it was it was ma mama ooooo..... she shouted wont u wake up nd call work nd tell em ur not coming in today kai i vex no be small thing lol.
Well if u come on my blog nd u dont see wat u expected well b4 u clicked on my page d name DAIRY OF A CRAZY 9JA GURL should have summarized d fact dat am crazy (wen i say am crazy i dont mean ive started walking on d road nd talking 2 myself ooooo....) cause some ppl can like 2 fell like dem sabi 2 much. So wat ever u see is wat u get if you no like am ya on ya own.
And a big thank you 2 everyone dat has been on ma blog nd even dropped comments may God bless u ppl oooooo....... amen :)) :)).
Sunday, 5 July 2009
The H.E.A.T.W.A.V.E made all d M.A.D ppl in hiding in london visible 2 d S.A.N.E people.
So last week was sooooooooooooooooooo...... hot mhen i thaught i was going mad, serzly no jokes it was hot. Ur chillaxing in ur house wiv the fan blaring in your face nd your still sweatin, u decide 2 go out ur sweating too damn it wasnt funny at all. I am a real 9ja gurl so every where i went i had my funky blue hand fan wiv me oooo cause i dont like rubbish at all lol.
To top the devilish heatwave like my friend calls it, all the mad ppl wey dey dis country wey we no dey carry our eyes see on a normal cool day, all of dem came out kia i fear. Mhen serzly it was ridiculous lemme gist u guys on a normal day when am goin out i jus walk nd i dont look at anyone cause i dont want 2 ruin my eye sight but on the 1st of july 2009 the case was different i had 2 turn around and look because i was shocked by all i saw that day, some sexy women wiv flat tommy nd beautiful skin (NOT) wearing show belly tops, bum shots, bars nd some skimpy stuvz den 4 d guys hairy backed short mhen topless damn wat a sight. but there were some good sights too (tall good looking guys topless wiv clean fresh smelling bory now dat i like lol)
We also had (B.D.O) body disfiguration odur chineke mo if u smell d odurs i smelt from humans kai i dont think u would have been able 2 stand it oooo it was bad, i know we re in summer nd dat day was ridiculiously hot but deres a reason y God ceated water nd y d oyibo man invented soap, sponge and deodorants/bodyspray (which are gud investments by d way cause u smell fresh)
You know wen its cold dese things are not easily spotted out, but wen d heat is out mhen u dont even need 2 be in d same location for u 2 smell it, i think ppl dat have refused 2 bath and use d necessary requirements should be fished out and taken 2 a place were its by force 2 baff lol serzly its bad.
Well i have 2 stop here cause jus writting dis brings back memories of dat day dat i bluntly refused 2 remember.
To top the devilish heatwave like my friend calls it, all the mad ppl wey dey dis country wey we no dey carry our eyes see on a normal cool day, all of dem came out kia i fear. Mhen serzly it was ridiculous lemme gist u guys on a normal day when am goin out i jus walk nd i dont look at anyone cause i dont want 2 ruin my eye sight but on the 1st of july 2009 the case was different i had 2 turn around and look because i was shocked by all i saw that day, some sexy women wiv flat tommy nd beautiful skin (NOT) wearing show belly tops, bum shots, bars nd some skimpy stuvz den 4 d guys hairy backed short mhen topless damn wat a sight. but there were some good sights too (tall good looking guys topless wiv clean fresh smelling bory now dat i like lol)
We also had (B.D.O) body disfiguration odur chineke mo if u smell d odurs i smelt from humans kai i dont think u would have been able 2 stand it oooo it was bad, i know we re in summer nd dat day was ridiculiously hot but deres a reason y God ceated water nd y d oyibo man invented soap, sponge and deodorants/bodyspray (which are gud investments by d way cause u smell fresh)
You know wen its cold dese things are not easily spotted out, but wen d heat is out mhen u dont even need 2 be in d same location for u 2 smell it, i think ppl dat have refused 2 bath and use d necessary requirements should be fished out and taken 2 a place were its by force 2 baff lol serzly its bad.
Well i have 2 stop here cause jus writting dis brings back memories of dat day dat i bluntly refused 2 remember.
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