Monday, 6 July 2009

Na who send me message?

Na who send me message 2 start blog oooooooooooooooooo..... na fizzy ooooo..... lol, ok so i was on ma own on saturday i was so freaking bored wen fizzy forced me 2 start ma blog nd trust me i could not turn her down cause of d love i have for her lmfaoooo if dis gurl read dis thing i don die 2day.

So after she (fizzy) forced me 2 start ma own blog, i started it nd trust me cause its a cool experience nd i always look forward 2 writing stuff, but i find myself dreaming about my blog nd thinking of things to write, see me see wahala dis morning b4 i woke up i dreamt dat i was some topshot blogger lol nd ppl always looked forward 2 what nxt i was going 2 write nd trust me d dream was going wonderfully well untill i heard someone shout my village name lol nd guess who it was it was ma mama ooooo..... she shouted wont u wake up nd call work nd tell em ur not coming in today kai i vex no be small thing lol.

Well if u come on my blog nd u dont see wat u expected well b4 u clicked on my page d name DAIRY OF A CRAZY 9JA GURL should have summarized d fact dat am crazy (wen i say am crazy i dont mean ive started walking on d road nd talking 2 myself ooooo....) cause some ppl can like 2 fell like dem sabi 2 much. So wat ever u see is wat u get if you no like am ya on ya own.
And a big thank you 2 everyone dat has been on ma blog nd even dropped comments may God bless u ppl oooooo....... amen :)) :)).

Sunday, 5 July 2009

The H.E.A.T.W.A.V.E made all d M.A.D ppl in hiding in london visible 2 d S.A.N.E people.

So last week was sooooooooooooooooooo...... hot mhen i thought i was going mad, serzly no jokes it was hot. Ur chillaxing in ur house wiv the fan blaring in your face nd your still sweatin, u decide 2 go out ur sweating too damn it wasn't funny at all. I am a real 9ja gurl so every where i went i had my funky blue hand fan wiv me oooo cause i don't like rubbish at all lol.

To top the devilish heatwave like my friend calls it, all the mad ppl wey dey dis country wey we no dey carry our eyes see on a normal cool day, all of dem came out kia i fear. Mhen serzly it was ridiculous lemme gist u guys on a normal day when am goin out i jus walk nd i dont look at anyone cause i don't want 2 destroy my eye sight but on the 1st of july 2009 the case was different i had 2 turn around and look because i was shocked by all i saw that day, some sexy women wiv flat tommy nd beautiful skin (NOT) wearing show belly tops, bum shots, bars nd some skimpy stuvz den 4 d guys hairy backed short men topless damn wat a sight. But there were some good sights too (tall good looking guys topless wiv clean fresh smelling bory now dat i like lol)

We also had (B.D.O) body disfiguration odur chineke mo if u smell d odurs i smelt from humans kai i dont think u would have been able 2 stand it oooo it was bad, i know we re in summer nd dat day was ridiculiously hot but deres a reason y God ceated water nd y d oyibo man invented soap, sponge and deodorants/bodyspray (which are gud investments by d way cause u smell fresh)

You know wen its cold dese things are not easily spotted out, but wen d heat is out mhen u dont even need 2 be in d same location for u 2 smell it, i think ppl dat have refused 2 bath and use d necessary requirements should be fished out and taken 2 a place where its by force 2 baff lol serzly its bad.
Well i have 2 stop here cause jus writting dis brings back memories of dat day dat i bluntly refused 2 remember.

jim iyke's new music video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XrgmVez_bg

Saturday, 4 July 2009

facebook in some ppls dictionary is d place 2 find a wife

I love fbk i no go lie, and i also add ppl i dont know jus out of curiosity i no go lie lol, nd ppl re also allowed to add me out of curosity too. I noticed now dat these days some friend requests are from guys dat want to settle down, quick question WOMEN DON FINISH FOR WHERE U DEY? U can add me as a friend i dont mind.

But dont send me a friend request and attach a love note to it, that thing pisses me off cause some ppl jus know how 2 take d piss. Person wey no know u from adam go jus dey talk about love nd how he cant wait for u ppl 2 have kids, una dey see trouble to top d insult he will now say these are my numbers call me anytym and i cant wait 2 hear from you. In your mind i will take my hrad earned credit dat i have been saving for months cause i dont know when i will get anoda one and call you so we can discuss marriage abi u done miss road.

I know i sound mean but am not doing it purposely jare, its annoying when these things happen cause you start to wonder wats going on with the world, you dont approach ladies like dat now haba na wetin now, na so our parents marry for their tym if na so den e don bizzle 4 us now lol.

Ok its a diary from a crazy 9ja gurl, so some stories go make sense some fit no make sense too but all d same i done write am and i am not going to delete, if you like it gud 4 u if u dont obasara gi lol (dont know if i spelt it well but it means e concern you lol) :)) :))

Why do do 9ja actors/actresses go into d music industry?

So this is my 1st blog nd i dont even know y i started one, but ive done it so i guess its too late 2 turn back lol.

so yesterday i was talking wiv my friend nd he told bout some video he saw on youtube nd trust me now i like gist i rushed to look for it, nd guess wat i found jim iyke ft 2face, i didnt say a word untill i listened to d song nd i was shocked. jim iyke was rapping nd even swearing too can you imagine, i dont understand d point of d song but all i know is dat its stupid, 2face try sha but am still vexed jim did dat.

Y da heck do 9ja actors/actresses think its by force to sing, NOLLYWOOD neva do dem finish dem won enter music industry, like wise ppl say stick to wat your good at nd reap d benefits. 1st its was geniveve nnaji dat sang i didnt say a word (cause i like her lol), 2nd omotala i vexed but i didnt talk, in 3rd place we have a winner patience ozokwor her own was jus funny so i didnt talk too, the lovely dakore egbuson released hers i couldn't handle it any more now casue its not fair how can dey be hurting our ears like dat which such.

The only thing i can say now is dat they are influenced by hollywood stars, but dey dont understand dat these hollywood stars some of them were born wiv dis talent nd dey still had 2 go 2 skool to perfect it nd dats y dey re where dey are 2day, am not saying dat our 9ja actors/musicians lol should go to skool oooo..... am jus lookin 4 trouble

i think i have to stop here 2day cause if i continue dis story no go end so enjoy.