The H.E.A.T.W.A.V.E made all d M.A.D ppl in hiding in london visible 2 d S.A.N.E people.

So last week was sooooooooooooooooooo...... hot mhen i thought i was going mad, serzly no jokes it was hot. Ur chillaxing in ur house wiv the fan blaring in your face nd your still sweatin, u decide 2 go out ur sweating too damn it wasn't funny at all. I am a real 9ja gurl so every where i went i had my funky blue hand fan wiv me oooo cause i don't like rubbish at all lol.

To top the devilish heatwave like my friend calls it, all the mad ppl wey dey dis country wey we no dey carry our eyes see on a normal cool day, all of dem came out kia i fear. Mhen serzly it was ridiculous lemme gist u guys on a normal day when am goin out i jus walk nd i dont look at anyone cause i don't want 2 destroy my eye sight but on the 1st of july 2009 the case was different i had 2 turn around and look because i was shocked by all i saw that day, some sexy women wiv flat tommy nd beautiful skin (NOT) wearing show belly tops, bum shots, bars nd some skimpy stuvz den 4 d guys hairy backed short men topless damn wat a sight. But there were some good sights too (tall good looking guys topless wiv clean fresh smelling bory now dat i like lol)

We also had (B.D.O) body disfiguration odur chineke mo if u smell d odurs i smelt from humans kai i dont think u would have been able 2 stand it oooo it was bad, i know we re in summer nd dat day was ridiculiously hot but deres a reason y God ceated water nd y d oyibo man invented soap, sponge and deodorants/bodyspray (which are gud investments by d way cause u smell fresh)

You know wen its cold dese things are not easily spotted out, but wen d heat is out mhen u dont even need 2 be in d same location for u 2 smell it, i think ppl dat have refused 2 bath and use d necessary requirements should be fished out and taken 2 a place where its by force 2 baff lol serzly its bad.
Well i have 2 stop here cause jus writting dis brings back memories of dat day dat i bluntly refused 2 remember.